Gamer Caleb Pearson, 23, has today expressed his mounting dissatisfaction with the level of critical analysis being applied to video games by suggesting that people should just “keep politics out of it”. Pearson was...
Hardcore Fallout 4 players are eagerly installing the latest mod, which drastically overhauls the game by removing any trace of fun or happiness from it. The mod, titled Fallout 4 True Realism, amplifies all damage done by...
Multiplayer-only shooter Evolve is about to make a huge resurgence “any day now”, according to the game’s most hardcore and devoted fans. Kristen Warren, one of the most prominent players in Evolve‘s three-strong current...
The pleasant smell of your mother baking cookies in the kitchen as you played outside in the warm summer breeze just before sunset has just launched on Kickstarter, seeking $150 million. Backers of this...
Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump has addressed a packed crowd at a GameSpot store, vowing to make America’s Gamerscore “great again”. “Our Gamerscore is in serious trouble. We don’t do owns anymore,” said Trump to rapturous,...
Only days after banning Hideo Kojima from attending the extremely relevant Game Awards, publisher Konami have now announced they’re “not even sure who that is”. “Hideo Kojima? Doesn’t ring a bell,” explained Konami’s PR...
A truck driver in remote Alaska has reported a sighting of what appears to be a fake geek girl. At about 2:30 on the morning of September 17, Shawn McCoy was hauling timber just outside of...
The Game Awards for (insert year) have concluded, with your favourite games either receiving the important recognition they deserve, or being passed over by an insipid, over-commercialised industry if they did not. Host Geoff Keighley handed...
A ground-breaking three year study by a team of top scientists has utterly failed to reveal any compelling reason for the existence of Ubisoft’s game client, Uplay. The team, which includes expert theoretical physicists,...
Jim, 25, leads a life of constant interruption. He shares an apartment with James, 32, a professional online poker champion who has recently taking to declaring “I, AM GAMBLOR!” at regular intervals from the...
