A major video game protagonist is un-moved by accusations that they talk to themselves far too often, saying only that they “need to find the switch that opens this gate”. “I need to find...
Games journalists across the Internet have been tearing their hair out today, as all the good, SEO-friendly Star Wars angles on current news and events have already been used. With The Force Awakens only releasing in cinemas four days ago, low-hanging...
Children born in the year 2055 will be the first to see Just Cause 3 finish loading, according to the best projections of Avalanche Studios developers. Parents are encouraged to plan for the eventuality, with the...
United States President Barack Obama is “ready and willing” to step in and help gamers fight back against the scourge of censorship, as soon as another 993,410 people sign an online petition. Following the...
Trigger warning: Discussion of rape and sexual abuse. Having finally been released from his contract with Konami, creative genius Hideo Kojima is hitting the ground running with a new independent studio that he says...
Gamer Ron Mullins has celebrated his ongoing boycott of all EA Games titles by firing up and enjoying a few rounds of Star Wars Battlefront. Mullins has maintained a strict and principled regimen of EA...
Destiny developer Bungie has today announced a series of new microtransactions that allow players to jump straight to level 25, skipping what Bungie calls “the most boring parts anyway”. Like all MMO games, Destiny‘s high level...
A game developer will be able to fully realise their creative vision today, thanks to a huge cash injection from a massive corporation as a result of signing a draconian, secretive exclusivity agreement. “We’re really...
You know those SJWs — you know the ones, they’re always going on about something or other — well, they’re at it again, folks. And it’s unbelievable. This time they’ve gone too far. I mean, wow....
Supporters of the crowd-funded space-sim Star Citizen have refused to download or play the new Alpha 2.0 release, insisting that any kind of playable version of the game “must be a trick”. Despite multiple...
