EA’s announcement that their Xbox One ‘EA Access’ program will shortly be available on PC has caused spontaneous celebration among PC gamers, who were running out of things to whinge about. The program, which...
Software pirates and piracy groups are up in arms today over concerns that they may soon have to stop committing crimes. Recent advancements in DRM technology have slowed the rate at which PC games are...
Half-Life 3 has been absolutely and definitively confirmed today by Valve employee and Half-Life writer Marc Laidlaw, who said that he “could not possibly say”. “I do not and can not know what is happening with Half-Life 3,” explained...
Melbourne man Adam ‘Pwnbaggins’ Simpkins defied expectations this week by actually admitting to enjoying a video game. Simpkins, generally regarded as a miserable prick by family and online acquaintances, contacted us on Tuesday to...
Gamers everywhere were absolutely thrilled by today’s announcement that they will be able to purchase an Oculus Rift headset in three, maybe four years time when they’ve managed to save up enough money. “This is huge...
A 20-year old gamer has battled against the odds today to launch a Kickstarter for a new Star Wars open-world RPG, despite lacking any game development skills, experience, or even the rights to the Star Wars license. “People...
Your favourite MOBA released a new trailer today, showing lovely, detailed CGI of its characters using their signature moves while fighting. The trailer opened with the characters forming into teams, before facing off against...
Assassin’s Creed fans were devastated today by the news that Ubisoft will not be releasing a follow-up to their smash-hit Horrific Floating Eyeball Teeth Man. Confirming the rumours that there would be no Assassin’s Creed game in 2016, Ubisoft instead...
Now that the final bargains have been snapped up in the annual Steam Winter Sale, capitalism is once again a dangerous and destructive force. Socially-conscious gamers everywhere, their Steam accounts overflowing with cheap games, have been...
An extremely insightful commenter has stunned audiences today by asking whether December 28, right at the end of the year between Christmas and New Year’s Day, is a slow news day. Wearing what observers...
