The CEO of a major, multi-billion dollar international corporation has breathed a sigh of relief today after their business was single-handedly saved by a man willing, even eager, to defend their greed. “When I...
Major gaming peripheral manufacturers have convened an urgent meeting this week after a global shortage on scary bad-ass animals has seen production grind to a halt. With only a limited number of nature’s animals...
Capcom have revealed their exciting plans for post-launch support around Street Fighter 5, with an extensive roadmap that stretches all the way into September and October. Let’s take a quick look at what they’re promising....
Still struggling to get through Dark Souls, over four years after its release? Desperately hoping to overcome your intimidating backlog before Dark Souls 3: Darkest Souls releases in March? We’ve got you covered! Follow...
Members of an opinionated gaming subreddit were thrilled today to read a piece of innovative, ground-breaking games journalism which slavishly agreed with their outspoken views and was written specifically to pander to them. “Finally,...
Feminists are in mourning today, after the global movement to bring equality to women worldwide was conclusively and comprehensively destroyed by a man who rants into a webcam in his basement. Although feminism has...
Microsoft’s surprise announcement this week that upcoming game Quantum Break would no longer be an Xbox One exclusive but would be launching on PC as well is setting a dangerous new trend where dickheads are no longer...
Audiences have been left un-shocked today after a self-proclaimed ‘advocate for freedom of speech’ and ‘crusader against censorship’ turned out to be just a regular boring dickhead with absolutely nothing interesting to add to the conversation....
Destiny players who were struggling to play the game on slow connections have given heartfelt thanks to Bungie today, after the company pointed out that maybe they should just, like, get a better internet...
Blizzard Entertainment are refusing to turn 25 this year, saying that such an important milestone will only be delivered when they are “confident in the quality”. “It’s true to say that it’s been 25...
