5 Reasons Why This Thinkpiece I Just Shat Out Is Everything
1. It’s timely. It’s so fucking timely. I had this headline ready to go as soon as I saw the people I follow on Twitter start talking about it. I’m not missing the boat...
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Screenshot From Teaser Trailer Causes Excitement About Possibility Of Further Excitement
Gamers are just absolutely losing their shit today over a 1920×1080 JPEG image taken from a teaser trailer, according to the report from a brand engagement architect who came up with this marketing plan...
Wow! This 400-Year Old Rotting Corpse Just Beat Dark Souls 3
Dark Souls 3 hasn’t even properly launched outside of Japan, but we’re already seeing some incredible feats of endurance from this franchise’s most hardened veterans. One really stands out though, and that’s Amadeo Morandi,...
Anti-Censorship GamerGate Group Demands Removal Of Offensive Content
The extremely pro-free speech and anti-censorship group GamerGate has today demonstrated their strong moral commitment to those principles, by demanding that a developer remove something they find offensive. GamerGater supporters have been expressing their...
Great Interview Really Covers All The Pre-Approved Talking Points
With that big new game we’re all talking about coming out soon, we were lucky to grab some time with one of the developers. Here’s what they had to say. JOURNALIST: Thanks so much...
Straw Woman Makes Outrageous Argument Despite Not Actually Existing
Whatever will those feminists get upset by next?! We’ve just learned that a hypothetical woman, who doesn’t exist within any sort of corporeal reality outside of ill-conceived arguments, is really angry about your ability...
Nintendo’s Awful Treatment Of Employee Forgotten In Wake Of Cute Mii App
Things are looking up for embattled video game developer Nintendo today with the release of a cute new app that allows you to create a little Mii version of yourself and chat with your...
April Fool’s Joke Recalled After Accidentally Causing Reader To Question Consumer Culture
A massive entertainment conglomerate is rushing to recall a faulty batch of April Fool’s jokes today, after some accidental wording in one of the jokes caused a customer to question the value of unchecked consumer-driven...
Shadow of Mordor 2’s Improved Nemesis System Will Find Out Where You Live And Kill You In Your Sleep
Shadow of Mordor won praise for its innovative Nemesis System when it released in 2014, and it looks like Monolith are about to take that system to a whole new level in the sequel...
Kansas Schools To Teach Intelligent Design Theory Of Pokemon Transformation
Under a radical shake-up of the Kansas education system, students in the state will soon learn that Pokemon no longer “evolve” between their different forms, but instead were carefully designed to be the way...
