Hard working peasant Goodman Higgins was seen to be sighing wearily today as he learned that the entirety of his life would need to be rebooted once more. “Every time I think ‘I’ll be used...
Red Dead Redemption 2 has been officially announced at a last-minute press conference this morning, with CEO Sam Houser saying the game would be an “exciting opportunity to make good on the fact that...
Members of Australia’s gaming community, sick of high pings and constant dropouts, are today cautiously welcoming the support of notorious racist and xenophobe Pauline Hanson. Hanson, who was elected to the Australian parliament on...
The poorest members of Skyrim’s community are worried that they may soon be forced out of house and home, with landlords using the upcoming Special Edition remastering as an excuse to raise rents. “I...
The release of Mafia 3 has been met with a mixed reception at Deus Ex developer Eidos Montreal’s headquarters, who find themselves puzzled by the way the game makes strong political statements about racism....
The head of Xbox Phil Spencer has come out swinging against games journalists who are writing clickbait reviews to profit from ad revenue, explaining that misrepresenting the quality of Microsoft’s games in order to...
A strangled silence has descended over the normally boisterous offices of Gearbox Software, with the Battleborn development team all keeping silent in the hope that another person will be the first to crack and...
Attendees of the upcoming ‘Skyrim in Concert’ musical performance in London are warming up their vocal chords to excitedly hum along to the game’s theme music, which is the only piece of music they...
Right on schedule, Beyond Good & Evil series creator Michael Ancel has once again posted some more cryptic bullshit hinting at the possibility of a sequel to the beloved series. The contextless piece of...
Valve Software have moved to reassure alarmed players that the upcoming changes to the way the Steam Store and review system function will not result in increased transparency or accountability. “Let’s be absolutely clear about...
