Fallout 4 has heroically overcome a glaring internal consistency error around exactly when the fictional drug ‘Jet’ was invented, powering on to become the best selling Bethesda Studios game of all time. The drug,...
Feminist media critic Anita Sarkeesian has carried out her threat to contaminate the city’s water supply with politics, continuing to evade law enforcement officers who work around the clock to apprehend her. Speaking in...
The mood on the set of Death Stranding has reportedly become quite uncomfortable in recent days as director Hideo Kojima becomes more and more insistent that his leading stars Norman Reedus and Mads Mikkelsen...
Donald Trump’s nightmarish vision for a violently racist America has been absolutely demolished today as some of the leading voices in the tech industry stood up, steeled themselves, and then muttered something under their...
A sheepish Microsoft has admitted that the reason they have remained so vague about the upcoming Windows 10 “Game Mode” is because they “don’t really know” what it’s meant to do. “We were hoping...
Nazi soldier enemies in video games everywhere have issued a statement condemning what they call “cultural appropriation” by other groups of video game enemies, who have “stolen” their proud tradition of standing around dangerously...
Several muscular Disney employees have broken into my house, sedated me with a powerful tranquiliser, and are now sliding me feet-first into a Star Wars-brand woodchipper. Within a matter of minutes I will be...
Gamer Annie Waters has finally locked down the elusive remaining element of her schedule for the week, after she was inspired by the ‘Eat, Sleep, Game, Repeat’ shirt she was wearing. “It was the...
A Reddit AMA with Valve’s Gabe Newell has taken an awkward turn, with the bearded CEO casually outlining his plans to “milk” Steam users. Responding to a question about Valve’s priorities in 2017, Newell...
President Trump’s promised crackdown on illegal immigration has begun, with authorities reporting the successful arrest of an undocumented Italian man in New Donk City. The man, who was doing cash-in-hand work as an unlicensed...
