Veteran murderer Sam Fisher has weighed into the discussion on corporate health insurance today, claiming that if the enemy guards receive the vision therapy they bargained for, he will be out of work. The...
A worried, vulnerable young Lara Croft is set to be forged into a ruthless and capable raider of tombs for the third and final time with the release of Shadow of the Tomb Raider,...
House prices are skyrocketing in the major cities, and many young people are starting to feel like they’ll never be able to get their foot on the property ladder. However for one young adventurer,...
Nazi soldier enemies in video games everywhere have issued a statement condemning what they call “cultural appropriation” by other groups of video game enemies, who have “stolen” their proud tradition of standing around dangerously...
Famed Nazi leader and go-to debate reference Adolf Hitler is reportedly in early negotiations to star as the final boss of 2017, according to sources familiar with the deal. Hitler’s appearance will cap off...
Local hero Grit Bladesworn is reportedly struggling with a good excuse to undertake his personal journey, as his wife and young daughter remain in excellent health and in no immediate danger of being killed...
Evil terrorist masterminds have been filing for government assistance in record numbers as the rising price of fuel makes it harder and harder for antagonists to meet the minimum explosive red barrel requirements. With...
A major video game protagonist is un-moved by accusations that they talk to themselves far too often, saying only that they “need to find the switch that opens this gate”. “I need to find...
