Reports coming in from across the internet suggest that intergalactic menace Thanos is “dangerously close” to having all of the Infinity Wars thinkpieces in his grasp, and attaining ultimate power over life and death....
Several muscular Disney employees have broken into my house, sedated me with a powerful tranquiliser, and are now sliding me feet-first into a Star Wars-brand woodchipper. Within a matter of minutes I will be...
1. It’s timely. It’s so fucking timely. I had this headline ready to go as soon as I saw the people I follow on Twitter start talking about it. I’m not missing the boat...
