Worried-looking BioWare staff on the marketing team have admitted that they fear the rapidly-rotting corpse of Commander Shepard may not survive another N7 day celebration. With many fans now commenting that the commander “seems...
Mass Effect Andromeda players who were disappointed with the lack of male Ryder romance options can rest easy, with BioWare about to deploy a new patch which will add a “variety of masturbation opportunities”...
Mass Effect Andromeda‘s new race, the Angara, all sound like Australians — and BioWare have finally admitted that the reason is because Australians are, themselves, “a terrifying species from far away”. A sheepish BioWare...
Local man and gamer Dean Newton is counting his blessings today after a cursory Google search quickly, conveniently, and accurately tracked down the one woman who was personally responsible for ruining Mass Effect Andromeda....
Like many reviewers, we’ve been granted pre-release access to Mass Effect: Andromeda, and BioWare have given us special permission to share some exclusive graphics comparison shots with you so you can make up your own...
There’s only a few short months until Mass Effect Andromeda crashes into our lives, and that means only one thing: fucking. BioWare’s space opera masterpieces are known for delivering the goods, and the fucksmiths...
Local gamer and prolific website commenter Blake Coleman is today celebrating the release of new footage from Mass Effect Andromeda, thrilled by the excuse it offers him to remind his friends both on and offline...
Players who are looking to bring their Mass Effect 3 universe into Andromeda when it launches next year will be excited to learn that they can “get fucked”, according to BioWare’s Aaron Flynn. Using...
Gamer Ron Mullins has celebrated his ongoing boycott of all EA Games titles by firing up and enjoying a few rounds of Star Wars Battlefront. Mullins has maintained a strict and principled regimen of EA...
