Local man and PC gamer Melvin Harris remains in emotional turmoil today as he tries to understand whether he genuinely believes in the existence of a gaming “master race”, or whether he was just...
The recently-released Crash Bandicoot N.Sane Trilogy for the PS4 has been an instant hit, brilliantly overhauling the sound and the visuals while perfectly preserving local man Jason Bailey’s total fucking incompetence at playing it....
Local woman Jessie Fleming has been spotted culturally appropriating an entire PlayStation 4, a spare controller, and several second-hand games at a nearby GameStop checkout today, according to sources familiar with the situation. Point...
Local man Lewis Snyder is congratulating himself today after setting a new personal record of 9.7 seconds between seeing that one of his mates had accidentally spelled the new Star Wars movie as “Rouge...
Developer Sean Murray is today being called out for his crimes against local gamer Eric Ramos, which include a variety of charges ranging from “misrepresented the feature set of No Man’s Sky” to “made...
What began as an ordinary day for gamer and commenter Tom Malone has instead turned into an exciting opportunity to dispense his hard-earned wisdom to the poor, over-emotional masses. Malone reports that he first...
Massive nerd Roy Irving has today fallen head over heels in love with a woman who was, in some capacity, aware of the existence of the $30 billion Star Wars franchise. The woman, a local barista by...
Hard working peasant Goodman Higgins was seen to be sighing wearily today as he learned that the entirety of his life would need to be rebooted once more. “Every time I think ‘I’ll be used...
Local man Donnie Lambert has continued his campaign of indifference towards Pokemon Go, despite mounting pressure from friends and family to declare how he feels about the global smartphone phenomenon. “I guess it’s, like, a thing,” muttered Lambert...
Gamer Leon Wallace has celebrated a massive win today, after being the first gamer in the country to issue 10,000 total death threats. The record-setting 10,000th death threat was delivered to friendly local barista...
