Lunk Layton turned heads across the opening days of E3 with his ear-shattering roars, cheers and screams during the pre-show conferences held by Microsoft, Bethesda, Ubisoft and Square-Enix. While witnesses on the ground reported...
For a brief period each year, Mondays would become the highlight of Homer Smuck’s week. After each airing of Game of Thrones, Smuck would log onto the Internet, jump onto both Facebook and Twitter,...
Local man Dale Ellis, famous for starting sentences with “I don’t care who I offend…” has puzzled onlookers this week when it was revealed he was keeping a detailed catalogue of everyone he offended....
Local gamer Drew Frazier has labelled his close friend Matt Wong’s recent decision to come as gay “forced” and “unbelievable”. Only moments after Matt finished his unplanned, halting, nervous statement, revealing that he had...
With 745,000 hours of his own life under his belt, local man Josh Jacobs has finally settled on the verdict for his own life, and the result is a resounding “not recommended”. In what...
In today’s divided world, when even the slightest disagreement seems to split the nation, it can be so refreshing just to see two people come together and actually agree on something for once. But...
Local man Zachary Sutton is gearing up for a return of some old favourites tonight, with the impending re-release of Dopamine Classic into his neural pathways. “Oh, hell yeah,” announced Sutton upon learning of...
Local woman Ella Bennett has taken to Reddit to alert fellow users to a possible sneaky graphical downgrade of local man Harry Curtis, whose real life appearance differs substantially from a pre-release screenshot seen...
Local man Barry Brady will be killed in a freak lightning strike next Thursday at precisely 12:06 PM, according to a leaked listing which briefly popped up on Amazon Spain. Although the listing has...
Local woman Kelly Robinson is on the edge of her seat with excitement this evening, ready to jump into a new open world game and exchange her crushing set of real-world responsibilities for an...
