Local man Juck Pithling has spent much of today updating his various social media platforms to assure his friends, family, and followers that he will be “unable to speak to them” once Animal Crossing:...
Critics are praising the efforts of jovial local man and your “friend” Lewis Snyder today, who was able to last a full fifteen (15) seconds before pointing out the joke you just made was,...
It’s been 20 years since Larford Jutz first discovered the hugely popular anime series Dragon Ball Z, a show that he has hated ever since. Jutz, who contends that the show is “for idiot...
Local gamer Jamie Murps has reluctantly called for a boycott of himself, saying in a statement that after discovering he can change his own pronouns at will, he has now become “too political”. In...
Infuriated local gamer Hently Perb has claimed that he will stage an ongoing boycott campaign of restaurant Le Chet Póshe after finding a mouse cursor in his bowl of soup this week. The cool...
On Friday, a jubilant Garnt Stuckers announced, alongside his wife Pokey, the impending birth of their first child. The Facebook post of their announcement paid homage to the pair’s love of videogames, saying wittily:...
After a long wait, local man Garwin Hildebrand is said to be nearing the completion of a reportedly excellent joke about George R. R. Martin’s propensity for delaying things. Garwin’s joke will focus on...
The Switch Lite, a new version of Nintendo’s flagship console that can only be played in portable mode, is designed as an entry-level model for younger players and frequent travellers. It’s not, local man...
A full day after being widely labelled as a ‘dipshit’ yet again, online man Clive Myer Ignatz has confirmed that his statements that led to an outpouring of ridicule were “a joke” that he’s...
In disappointing news, local man Lester Pelbish has just finished binge-watching the entirety of acclaimed anime Neon Genesis Evangelion in a gruelling weekend-long session, and yet this unbelievable dullard still doesn’t understand what it’s...
