With a portfolio of over 150,000 unpaid words of Steam reviews behind her, fresh-faced gamer Angela Walker is hopeful about her chances of writing another 150,000 unpaid words — but this time, for a...
Respected games journalist Caleb Harris remains paralysed with indecision this morning, unable to decide whether it would be more profitable for him to write a good review or a bad review of the latest...
Blockbuster games journalism outlet IGN has used its magic powers to stabilise yet another buggy pre-release game, causing waves of excitement and relief among games journalists from other, less influential outlets, who were told...
Well folks, it looks like Nintendo may have another wet fart of a console on their hands if our early tests are any indication. When we first saw this rumour floating around on Reddit...
In keeping with Bethesda’s new review policy of refusing to provide anybody except enthusiastic YouTubers with advance copies of games, reviewers are responding by polishing and re-releasing their original Skyrim reviews. The HD remasters of the...
Even though it is only 11AM, PR staff at game publishing houses across the nation are very strongly considering fucking off to the pub, resigned to the fact that the arrival of the Red...
Don’t have time to read all the reviews of the new Deus Ex? Don’t worry! We’ve read them all for you and wrapped them all up in one handy place. Read on! Summary Jensen leaps...
Wow! Did you all see the recent season finale of Game Of Thrones, the popular television show which ranks highly in search engine results? It’s like some of the characters are the ones from popular...
A preview of one of this holiday’s biggest blockbuster releases has concluded on an optimistic note, with veteran reporter Sam Thompson choosing to overlook several possible flaws in favour of a vague, inconclusive positivity....
Major games journalism outlets are scrambling to re-issue their review scores in line with the new guidelines put out by the International Gamer Council today. The Council traditionally revises review score guidelines once per...
