Reports coming in from various places that I’ve seen you online today suggest that you have just noticed something bad is happening and are, quite rightfully, upset by it. I understand that whatever the...
How did you discover your calling? I don’t know if I can really put a finger on it. I think I was just reading an article one day, and then the next day I...
Local game journalist Corey Russell has become the subject of a complex thought experiment today after different commenters accused him of being directly contradictory things at the same time. Immediately after publishing his article,...
Local man Lyle Howard is celebrating today after setting a new record for speedrunning an article on a gaming website, astonishing observers by leaving a comment only 0.5 seconds after the piece was published....
Despite initially claiming that he would “just leave this here”, regular gaming website commentator Andrew Banks has continued to take an active role in a 45-page thread, much to the confusion of observers. Banks...
Local man Lewis Snyder is congratulating himself today after setting a new personal record of 9.7 seconds between seeing that one of his mates had accidentally spelled the new Star Wars movie as “Rouge...
What began as an ordinary day for gamer and commenter Tom Malone has instead turned into an exciting opportunity to dispense his hard-earned wisdom to the poor, over-emotional masses. Malone reports that he first...
Community moderators have been seen drinking heavily today following a post from one impressively passionate commenter, who managed to derail a highly-detailed discussion on flight simulators into an highly-detailed and highly-unsolicited “takedown” of the...
Local gamer and prolific website commenter Blake Coleman is today celebrating the release of new footage from Mass Effect Andromeda, thrilled by the excuse it offers him to remind his friends both on and offline...
Women everywhere are rushing to familiarise themselves with the new internet guidelines, which aim to clarify when they and are not allowed to get upset. “Women seem to get upset over the slightest thing,”...
