Gamers everywhere were absolutely thrilled by today’s announcement that they will be able to purchase an Oculus Rift headset in three, maybe four years time when they’ve managed to save up enough money. “This is huge...
A 20-year old gamer has battled against the odds today to launch a Kickstarter for a new Star Wars open-world RPG, despite lacking any game development skills, experience, or even the rights to the Star Wars license. “People...
Your favourite MOBA released a new trailer today, showing lovely, detailed CGI of its characters using their signature moves while fighting. The trailer opened with the characters forming into teams, before facing off against...
Assassin’s Creed fans were devastated today by the news that Ubisoft will not be releasing a follow-up to their smash-hit Horrific Floating Eyeball Teeth Man. Confirming the rumours that there would be no Assassin’s Creed game in 2016, Ubisoft instead...
Now that the final bargains have been snapped up in the annual Steam Winter Sale, capitalism is once again a dangerous and destructive force. Socially-conscious gamers everywhere, their Steam accounts overflowing with cheap games, have been...
An extremely insightful commenter has stunned audiences today by asking whether December 28, right at the end of the year between Christmas and New Year’s Day, is a slow news day. Wearing what observers...
A major video game protagonist is un-moved by accusations that they talk to themselves far too often, saying only that they “need to find the switch that opens this gate”. “I need to find...
Games journalists across the Internet have been tearing their hair out today, as all the good, SEO-friendly Star Wars angles on current news and events have already been used. With The Force Awakens only releasing in cinemas four days ago, low-hanging...
Children born in the year 2055 will be the first to see Just Cause 3 finish loading, according to the best projections of Avalanche Studios developers. Parents are encouraged to plan for the eventuality, with the...
United States President Barack Obama is “ready and willing” to step in and help gamers fight back against the scourge of censorship, as soon as another 993,410 people sign an online petition. Following the...
