Local gamer Jon Garrett has bewildered website editors and community managers today by composing and publishing a 1,750 word comment explaining, in detail, how much he doesn’t care about something. “It was astonishing, really,”...
A local YouTuber has provided a valuable service to the community and delighted fans today, by reading a piece of video game news aloud over the top of some footage of the game. Despite...
After years of condemnation for their half-arsed, buggy PC releases, Warner Bros. have announced a bold, innovative new strategy that will prevent them from ever releasing a buggy PC game again: abandoning the PC...
A lip-smacking and eager-eyed Bear Grylls has today thrown his unequivocal and unasked-for support behind The Witness, upcoming puzzle game from indie auteur Jonathan Blow, best known for his work with Braid and also his apparent habit...
A local PR Manager for a major video game company is undergoing urgent surgery tonight after reporting that the company’s latest announcement barely moved, let alone thrilled him. The PR Manager, who spoke to us...
IO Interactive have proudly unveiled what they call a “revolution in game pricing communication”: episodic price structuring updates, where players will receive episodic instalments that update them on the eventual price of the game....
EA’s announcement that their Xbox One ‘EA Access’ program will shortly be available on PC has caused spontaneous celebration among PC gamers, who were running out of things to whinge about. The program, which...
Software pirates and piracy groups are up in arms today over concerns that they may soon have to stop committing crimes. Recent advancements in DRM technology have slowed the rate at which PC games are...
Half-Life 3 has been absolutely and definitively confirmed today by Valve employee and Half-Life writer Marc Laidlaw, who said that he “could not possibly say”. “I do not and can not know what is happening with Half-Life 3,” explained...
Melbourne man Adam ‘Pwnbaggins’ Simpkins defied expectations this week by actually admitting to enjoying a video game. Simpkins, generally regarded as a miserable prick by family and online acquaintances, contacted us on Tuesday to...
