Indie game Bear Simulator has left critics angry and bewildered by providing exactly what it promised: the experience of being a majestic bear and foraging for food in the woods. “This is some bullshit,” lamented angry...
The latte-sipping left-liberal elite have unveiled their latest weapon in the culture wars: making me accidentally lock my keys in my car. The motives of these regressive dullards are as transparent as the window...
One of gaming’s most prominent YouTubers has lost 100,000 subscribers overnight and been labelled a “contemptuous shitbag” after forgetting to open their video by asking “Hey, what’s up guys?” The YouTuber insists that the omission...
Easily-offended gamers have erupted in hives today at the news that a woman will provide the voice acting for the lead character of Half-Life 3. Iconic female voice actress Jennifer Hale has already begun recording her...
Ubisoft are breaking new ground with the upcoming release of The Division by forcing reviewers to play the actual, live game rather than the carefully pre-prepared ‘reviewer event’. “Like every other company, we’ve previously...
The CEO of a major, multi-billion dollar international corporation has breathed a sigh of relief today after their business was single-handedly saved by a man willing, even eager, to defend their greed. “When I...
Major gaming peripheral manufacturers have convened an urgent meeting this week after a global shortage on scary bad-ass animals has seen production grind to a halt. With only a limited number of nature’s animals...
Capcom have revealed their exciting plans for post-launch support around Street Fighter 5, with an extensive roadmap that stretches all the way into September and October. Let’s take a quick look at what they’re promising....
Still struggling to get through Dark Souls, over four years after its release? Desperately hoping to overcome your intimidating backlog before Dark Souls 3: Darkest Souls releases in March? We’ve got you covered! Follow...
Members of an opinionated gaming subreddit were thrilled today to read a piece of innovative, ground-breaking games journalism which slavishly agreed with their outspoken views and was written specifically to pander to them. “Finally,...
