As new MOBA Paragon builds up towards its open beta, developers Epic Games have shared their hopes for a quick and clean failure. “Four months is about as long as we think we can drag this...
Women everywhere are rushing to familiarise themselves with the new internet guidelines, which aim to clarify when they and are not allowed to get upset. “Women seem to get upset over the slightest thing,”...
Players who are looking to bring their Mass Effect 3 universe into Andromeda when it launches next year will be excited to learn that they can “get fucked”, according to BioWare’s Aaron Flynn. Using...
A preview of one of this holiday’s biggest blockbuster releases has concluded on an optimistic note, with veteran reporter Sam Thompson choosing to overlook several possible flaws in favour of a vague, inconclusive positivity....
Wow! Another E3 is almost over, which means it’s time to burn the bodies and send notes to the families. Who won? Who lost? Who will go to the Hague? We can’t answer these questions,...
Leading minds in the virtual reality research field have been spotted weeping with joy at the results of this year’s E3 conferences, delighted at seeing their ground breaking new technology used to squeeze more...
Silicon Valley conference Disruptive Synergy has been forced into an embarrassing apology this week, after a black woman’s appearance on a carefully-selected panel dashed all hopes of meeting the important 100% white men diversity quota....
Blizzard have rushed out a patch for the Warcraft movie which will address some of the outstanding launch issues facing the big-screen adaptation. Here’s a full breakdown of what to expect: Prologue The cooldown...
A raging flame war has been extinguished without incident this morning, following an incredible insight that cut right to the heart of the issue at hand. Although the discussion had been burning hot for...
Wow! Can you believe this extremely authentic rejected script for Uncharted 4 that we just found in a bin? Take a look! *** DRAKE is sitting in his LOUNGE ROOM watching the reality show SHIT...
