Sombra: Everything We Know About Overwatch’s New Hero
With Blizzcon just around the corner it’s a sure bet that Blizzard will have a booth there this year — and at that booth they’ll almost certainly be showing off Sombra, the exciting new...
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Game Reviewers Respond To Bethesda, Publish HD Remasters Of Original Skyrim Reviews
In keeping with Bethesda’s new review policy of refusing to provide anybody except enthusiastic YouTubers with advance copies of games, reviewers are responding by polishing and re-releasing their original Skyrim reviews. The HD remasters of the...
2K Executives Look Back On Evolve: “Maybe We Should Have Made It Even More Expensive”
2K Executives have reluctantly pulled the plug on further development of Evolve, at their wits end as to why their aggressive and constant mismanagement of the title didn’t help it succeed. “Our initial focus testing...
Local Nerd Declares Unbridled Love For Woman Who Knows That Star Wars Exists
Massive nerd Roy Irving has today fallen head over heels in love with a woman who was, in some capacity, aware of the existence of the $30 billion Star Wars franchise. The woman, a local barista by...
Toddler Absolutely Can’t Wait To Swallow Expensive New Nintendo Switch Controller
Reports coming in today suggest that four-year old Jeremiah Horton is already working on the most efficient way to stuff a Nintendo Switch controller into his sticky gross mouth and then swallow it as...
Games PR Staff Resign Themselves To At Least 72 Hours Of Everyone Talking About Red Dead
Even though it is only 11AM, PR staff at game publishing houses across the nation are very strongly considering fucking off to the pub, resigned to the fact that the arrival of the Red...
Games Commenter Surprisingly Opinionated On Gender Wage Gap
Community moderators have been seen drinking heavily today following a post from one impressively passionate commenter, who managed to derail a highly-detailed discussion on flight simulators into an highly-detailed and highly-unsolicited “takedown” of the...
Local Peasant Struggles To Get On With Life As Entire Civilization Rebooted For The Sixth Time
Hard working peasant Goodman Higgins was seen to be sighing wearily today as he learned that the entirety of his life would need to be rebooted once more. “Every time I think ‘I’ll be used...
Rockstar Forced To Announce Red Dead Redemption 2 After Intern Accidentally Changes Company Logo
Red Dead Redemption 2 has been officially announced at a last-minute press conference this morning, with CEO Sam Houser saying the game would be an “exciting opportunity to make good on the fact that...
These Dishonored 2 Screenshots Look Terrible After We Pixelated Them In Photoshop
I was looking forward to Dishonored 2… until I noticed something highly suspicious. What was hiding behind that gorgeous hand-painted art style? That’s right folks — all I had to do was load the images into...
