Games Actually Bad, Confirms New Study
Gamers have been rocked this week by a new study confirming that video games, which many had thought to be Good, are actually Bad. The study, conducted by Dr Skip Roland for the National...
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10 Pro Strats To Be A Great Gamer Ally On International Women’s Day
International Women’s Day is an important time to reflect on the struggle for women’s rights both at home and abroad, and to critically examine the systems and structures of our society that act to...
Buggy, Pre-Release Game Somehow Stabilises Long Enough For IGN To Secure Exclusive Footage Of It
Blockbuster games journalism outlet IGN has used its magic powers to stabilise yet another buggy pre-release game, causing waves of excitement and relief among games journalists from other, less influential outlets, who were told...
Bolivia Drops Complaint After Ubisoft Agrees To Bundle Cocaine With Every Copy Of Ghost Recon Wildlands
Every copy of Ghost Recon: Wildlands purchased will now include a “sampler pack” of Bolivian cocaine, as part of a settlement reached between Ubisoft and the Bolivian Embassy last week. Bolivia had initially lodged...
Peter Moore Struggling To Convince Liverpool Football Club To Install EA Origin
EA’s former big boss Peter Moore has hit a snag in his new job as the CEO of Liverpool FC, with the executive board reluctant to embrace his vision for a football club where...
Epic Fail: Nintendo’s New Switch Console Breaks Instantly If You Run Over It With Your Car
Well folks, it looks like Nintendo may have another wet fart of a console on their hands if our early tests are any indication. When we first saw this rumour floating around on Reddit...
GamerGate Supporter Conflicted After Discovering He And “SJWs” Both Enjoy Horizon: Zero Dawn
Local GamerGate supporter Bill Lynch remains paralysed with indecision this morning, after realising that his favourite angry shouting YouTubers and the hated “SJW gaming media” were all united in their enjoyment of Horizon: Zero...
Increasingly Desperate Phil Spencer Finally Buys PlayStation 4
As pressure mounts to reveal more information about the much-anticipated ‘Project Scorpio’, a stressed and desperate Xbox boss Phil Spencer has been spotted purchasing a PlayStation 4 from a local GameStop. Point & Clickbait...
Leaked Nintendo Switch Specs Reveal Console Largely Powered By Happiness And Self-Belief
The full specs of the Nintendo Switch have leaked ahead of launch, leaving enthusiastic gamers to pore over a technical rundown which includes bizarre components such as a “family pleasantry unit” and “imagination realisation...
PewDiepie Hits Back At Disney: “Impressionable Children Love My Antisemitism And Rape Jokes”
Outraged free speech advocates are planning a boycott of Disney products today, after the children’s toy manufacturer decided that it might not be a good idea to have their brand associated with someone who...
