Local man Lyle Howard is celebrating today after setting a new record for speedrunning an article on a gaming website, astonishing observers by leaving a comment only 0.5 seconds after the piece was published....
Authorities are working overtime to track down anyone who may have been in the room at San Diego Comic-Con when the trailer for Ready Player One was unveiled, with experts fearing that a movie...
Anyone who has ever had to slowly type out and send their Friend Code to someone else will understand that Nintendo has never been the best at online gaming – and sometimes they seem...
For Honor’s developers have denied reports of a declining playerbase, describing as “fake news” claims that the team are now just “bashing action figures of vikings together and making ‘whoosh’ and ‘clang’ noises”. Although...
Local man and vocal critic of reactionary culture Irvin Fleming remains stuck on a park bench today, where has remained since he sat down to eat lunch and was hit by the unpleasant realisation...
Overwatch developers have struggled since launch to come up with the right balance for Roadhog, but now believe they have hit on the perfect solution: alternating between an ‘overpowered’ and ‘underpowered’ version every other...
Local man and PC gamer Melvin Harris remains in emotional turmoil today as he tries to understand whether he genuinely believes in the existence of a gaming “master race”, or whether he was just...
New Donk City psychologists are worried about an alarming rise in cases of what they are calling ‘Mario Syndrome’ – a disturbing new mental condition where residents temporarily believe that they are the iconic...
Up-and-coming YouTuber Kerry Copeland may only be a small-time game streamer and social commentator at the moment, but he’s got it all planned out and is on the path to success. A crucial part...
The recently-released Crash Bandicoot N.Sane Trilogy for the PS4 has been an instant hit, brilliantly overhauling the sound and the visuals while perfectly preserving local man Jason Bailey’s total fucking incompetence at playing it....
