With more and more big name companies choosing to pull out of the annual E3 event, the organisers at the Entertainment Software Association have exclusively revealed to Point & Clickbait that anyone who comes...
Local man Juck Pithling has spent much of today updating his various social media platforms to assure his friends, family, and followers that he will be “unable to speak to them” once Animal Crossing:...
I remember one day when I was very young, my father – Ched ‘The Solution’ Chesterblent II, CEO, ValueBlast Concrete And Soil LLC – sat me down and explained to me the importance of...
Critics are praising the efforts of jovial local man and your “friend” Lewis Snyder today, who was able to last a full fifteen (15) seconds before pointing out the joke you just made was,...
Think you’ve got what it takes to be a real Animal Crossing fan? Nintendo has revealed that your beautiful, lovely, and above all peaceful village which you worked so hard on and became a...
Folks, hello. It’s me, Hand-Wringin’ Hank, the Cowering Critic himself, and today I want to talk about Blizzard. But woah, put down your pitchfork, friend, let’s not be too hasty–what everyone seems to be...
It’s been 20 years since Larford Jutz first discovered the hugely popular anime series Dragon Ball Z, a show that he has hated ever since. Jutz, who contends that the show is “for idiot...
Blizzard Entertainment President J. Allen Brack has today called the buggy, messy, disappointing launch of Warcraft 3 Reforged a “total success”, thanking all staff for their assistance in moving the spotlight away from the...
Great news, folks! I’ve just finished reading a meme on Reddit about actor Henry Cavill, who – and I know how this sounds – once used a computer. He did! That’s right. And here’s...
In a stunning and unexpected bipartisan move, the Xbox brand has officially come out in support of Mario, Nintendo’s iconic mascot, as the Democratic candidate for the 2020 US election. The company, which was...
