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Millionaire Gamer Cartoonists Fairly Confident Other People Are Out Of Touch
Hipster journalists and pretentious media critics were left devastated today after a pair of millionaire gamers blasted them for being out of touch. The Penny Arcade cartoonists took a break from their day job...
“It’s My Choice To Buy Loot Boxes,” Says Walking Mess Of Barely Understood Impulses And Meat
The gaming industry’s new focus on a loot box model for monetisation may have many gamers up in arms – but one dopamine-addicted meat golem is taking a stand against the critics. “There’s absolutely...
Lifehack: 5 Easy Mini-Games You Can Play In Your Everyday Life
Portable systems like the Nintendo Switch are a great way to keep your gaming time going even when you have to leave the house. But what are you supposed to do when you run...
Progress! New CS:GO Algorithm Matches Players Who Are Racist Against The Same Minority Groups
Sick of being matched up with outspoken racists in a casual game of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive? You’ll be happy to know that Valve are listening, and they’ve come up with a truly forward-thinking solution....
Wow! This DICE Artist Lovingly Rendered A Perfect Star Destroyer That Nobody Will Notice Because EA Really Fucked Up
DICE 3D modeler and tech artist Kristi Alvarado is celebrating today as she prepares for the launch of Star Wars: Battlefront II, comforted by the knowledge that all of her beautifully-rendered models and textures...
Incredible! The Xbox One X Version Of Assassin’s Creed Origins Is So Detailed You Can See Even More Microtransactions
Sometimes, something astonishing happens in the world of technology. Something that just makes you sit back and say “Wow”. Sometimes technology moves so fast that you just need to stop and take a second...
Overwatch’s Newest Hero Now Available For Shipping On The PTR
Blizzard has announced that the latest edition to their Overwatch lineup is now available on the PTR for shipping with other heroes. “We encourage everyone to log in, have a play around, and see...
Grieving War Widow Reluctantly Opens Dead Husband’s Loot Boxes
Distraught local widow Jenny Manning has wiped away tears today as she was presented with the belongings of her dead husband Pvt. Cameron Manning, who perished bravely on the beaches of Normandy before he...
Writer Struggling To Put His Female Character Through Just The Right Amount Of Violent Abuse
Content warning: Abuse Video game writer Noel Copeland is on his third scene re-write of the morning, unable to decide just how much violent abuse his female characters should have to endure before they...
