Lego has reassured excited Overwatch players that the upcoming Lego toys will continue to faithfully represent the “fucking trash” balance of the game that inspired them. With pre-orders set to open soon for these...
Everyone who plays Fortnite will recall with perfect clarity that at the end of Season 8, Epic Games revealed that there were several “disco zones” around the map, and that each of them corresponded...
Local Man Aaron Lambert is today rehearsing all of his best Chuck Norris jokes so that he can jump straight back in when World of Warcraft launches the new classic servers and he ends...
Sony has broken new ground again today by finally discovering a way to make the PlayStation 4 communicate over a network with other platforms. The revolutionary new Sony® Ones And Zeroes™ will be first...
An outraged Total War: Rome II player has taken the unusual step of leaving a scathing Steam review of his own wife, who he accuses of giving birth to four daughters to “push an...
A tearful Telltale Games CEO Pete Hawley has pledged that he will take all of the experiences from closing the studio, and load them into whatever high-paying job he picks up next. Speaking to...
Counter-culture thought leader and outspoken free speech activist Nick “BladeOfReason” Dunn has today somehow failed to make comment on the controversial issue of Batman’s penis being removed from official artwork. This week’s launch of...
Local man Zachary Sutton is gearing up for a return of some old favourites tonight, with the impending re-release of Dopamine Classic into his neural pathways. “Oh, hell yeah,” announced Sutton upon learning of...
Content giant YouTube has broken new ground this week by announcing a new plan which will see the multi-billion dollar company “very nearly acknowledge” their responsibility for the burnout epidemic sweeping their high profile...
Local man Dale Bradey doesn’t look like the sort of man you would describe as a “conspiracy nut”. He’s clean-shaven, in a stable relationship, and holds down a steady job. And yet, night after...
