6 Things You Need To Know About The Disney-Fox Merger
Now that this $70 billion merger is finally out of the way and the dust has settled, it’s time to look at what this means for all of our favourite fictional characters and fantastic...
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Tim Sweeney Moved On By Security After Failing To Win Over Halo Developers With Awkward Serenade
Security guards are standing by to remove Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney from outside the offices of Halo developers 343 Industries, as he enters the 27th minute of an extended serenade intended to win...
Opinion: I Support The Free Market But I Also Think Developers Should Release Games On Steam Or Go To Jail
So, it looks like once again another developer has been lured in by the Epic Games Store and its silky promises of a lower cut from each sale, which of course means more money...
Good News! You Will Be Paying Money Forever And Never Own Anything
Incredible news coming out of whatever major conference is on this week, with the announcement that you will never stop paying money for access to things but will somehow not be allowed to actually...
Brush With Fame: An Official Video Game Account Tweeted An Animated Gif To Me
In this fast-paced world, forging a genuine connection with other people can seem harder than ever. But today, that dream finally seems possible, after the official Twitter account for an enormous video game publisher...
Unsolved Mystery! This Man Who Is Not Racist Attracts A Lot Of Racist Followers
Here’s one to send shivers up your spine! Despite being not racist at all, local YouTuber Felix ‘PewDiePie’ Kjellberg finds himself haunted by what he calls a “mysterious” group of racists and white nationalists,...
Apex Legends Developer Thrilled To See Ninja Play Game He Worked On, Earn More Money In One Day Than He Will Make In His Entire Life
Local game developer Carl Morton, who works on Apex Legends, told reporters today that he reacted with “mixed emotions” to the news that EA had paid streaming megastar Tyler ‘Ninja’ Blevins $1 million to...
Report: Homogenous Pop Culture Ball Expanding Faster Than Previously Thought
Important-looking scientists have confirmed that the Homogenous Pop Culture Ball is expanding at a faster rate than previously believed, putting several remaining discrete hobbies in serious danger. The Homogenous Pop Culture Ball, which long...
“Disgusting, Appalling”: Valve Software Slams Pro-Rape Developers For Not Having Proper Business Plan
Content warning: Rape After rejecting pro-rape rape-simulator game Rape Day from Steam for posing “unknown costs and risks”, Valve has announced that it eagerly awaits a chance to look over the next raping game’s...
Review: It’s Bad That War Happen, But Now It’s Time To Do Some Really Great Kills
Once again, war has happen – and this time, it’s worse than ever. The next big war is here, bigger than all the other wars, and of course, it’s all terribly sad. But now...
