The Four Greatest Moments in E3 History
Yowza! E3 is nearly upon us again, and we’re absolutely tearing ourselves to shreds in a frenzy of anticipation. To really build up the hype – to redline ourselves, risking death by sheer enthusiasm...
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Media Molecule’s Dreams Revealed To Have Been Created Entirely Within Minecraft
Media Molecule’s upcoming PS4 exclusive Dreams is all about creating whatever you want, be it a short film, a gameplay experience, or a piece of art. It looks marvellous, and it’s all the more...
Sonic the Hedgehog Movie Delayed To Add Scene Of Sonic Fucking A Car
After mass outcry from the fan community, Paramount Pictures has announced a three-month delay on the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog movie. The intention is to go back and insert the one thing Sonic fans...
International Solidarity: Syrian Political Prisoner Sends Message Of Support To Man Who Hates Epic Store Exclusives
A brighter future finally seems possible today after local gamer Prunston Webb, who had recently published fifteen breathless paragraphs on Reddit about the evils of the Epic Games Store, received a message of support...
Star Citizen Backer Confident That Dad Will Return with Cigarettes Any Day Now
When most people’s fathers leave for cigarettes, they return within the hour, or, at worst, within the week. Not so for Star Citizen backer Rascal Owens, who has been waiting a full twelve years...
Game Of Thrones: Five Predictions For Next Week’s Season Finale
Well! We’re still reeling from the events of this week’s episode – it seems like there are just so many storylines all coming together at once, we can barely keep track! This week we...
WTF! PlayStation and Xbox Just Tweeted At Each Other And Now We Love Late Capitalism
An historic summit occurred today on Twitter as the official accounts for two major gaming rivals briefly acknowledged each other’s existence. On Friday morning, the official Twitter account for PlayStation tweeted a playful, coquettish...
Game Of Thrones Will Release Bonus ‘What If?’ Episode Where You Have A Healthy Relationship to Media
In the wake of complaints, petitions, and death threats, Game of Thrones showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss have announced an upcoming bonus episode that will envision a ‘what if’ scenario in which you...
New Fears That Violent Shooting Simulators May Encourage Children To Gamble
Parents of young children are being warned to keep a close eye on their gaming habits today, with fresh fears that in between brutally murdering other people with guns, children may be accidentally being...
Climate Change May Reduce Pokemon Back To Original 151, Scientists Warn
A new report released today by a group of important-looking scientists warns that Pokemon numbers – specifically numbers #152 onwards – may be under serious threat if global temperatures continue to rise. The report...
