Barry’s Carpet and Tiling Warehouse, a discount provider of rugs, carpets, tiles, linoleum and more, has joined the ranks of those businesses who are proud to fight for free speech and freedom of expression. “We’re absolutely...
A flustered Microsoft has insisted to reporters today that Xbox One sales figures are “definitely around here somewhere” and it would “love to show them to you” but that they “must have dropped them...
A local Fallout 4 player has expressed concern that their in-game boyfriend isn’t his usual self ever since he was killed in a massive explosion and then forcefully wrenched back from the afterlife without his head....
Bargain-hungry gamers everywhere have reacted in delight to the latest Steam sale, excited by the possibility of once again acting as blind consumerist pigs for big publishing houses. “I can’t get enough,” enthused gamer Lucy Peterson as...
Konami have reported an astounding 9,000% surge in annual gross after the formerly ailing company replaced their executive board with drinking birds. The unprecedented and controversial reshuffle came after founder Kagemasa Kozuki finished his...
World leaders have breathed a sigh of relief today with the announcement that a potentially unlimited source of clean, renewable energy has been discovered in the form of outraged titty-lovin’ gamers. Japanese developer Koei...
Local straight man Doug Barnett was today “disgusted and infuriated” to be told he is welcome at GaymerX Australia, the queer-friendly gaming convention. Barnett, who confided repeatedly in Point & Clickbait that he was “into chicks”, was blindsided...
A noted video game developer has been caught red-handed censoring their own game, even though the game has not yet been released. Eagle-eyed fans have noticed that video footage of the game from September was different...
Halo franchise director Frank O’Connor was rushed to hospital today when his attempts to justify Cortana’s continually expanding breast size caused him to have an aneurysm. Cortana, the genderless artificial intelligence who chooses to manifest...
Groundbreaking new research has shown conclusively that male gamers are overwhelmingly more likely to argue with the results, methodology and overall validity of studies which show they are outnumbered by female gamers, than female...
