Only days after banning Hideo Kojima from attending the extremely relevant Game Awards, publisher Konami have now announced they’re “not even sure who that is”. “Hideo Kojima? Doesn’t ring a bell,” explained Konami’s PR...
A truck driver in remote Alaska has reported a sighting of what appears to be a fake geek girl. At about 2:30 on the morning of September 17, Shawn McCoy was hauling timber just outside of...
The Game Awards for (insert year) have concluded, with your favourite games either receiving the important recognition they deserve, or being passed over by an insipid, over-commercialised industry if they did not. Host Geoff Keighley handed...
A ground-breaking three year study by a team of top scientists has utterly failed to reveal any compelling reason for the existence of Ubisoft’s game client, Uplay. The team, which includes expert theoretical physicists,...
Jim, 25, leads a life of constant interruption. He shares an apartment with James, 32, a professional online poker champion who has recently taking to declaring “I, AM GAMBLOR!” at regular intervals from the...
GamerGate supporter Norman Hill has shown his commitment to greater ethical standards in video game journalism, by enthusiastically embracing some of the absolute worst, unethical, garbage journalism the Internet has to offer. Friends of the 23-year...
Less-than-professional gamer Dwayne Conner has labelled the new Xbox One Elite Controller “a piece of shit” after it did not turn him into the world’s best Halo player overnight. Conner, who has had a bizarre...
Did you guys catch the newest Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice trailer that was released today? Incredible stuff that features Batman vs. Superman new trailer Black Friday Cyber Monday deals showing us footage from the forthcoming movie....
Local man Dean Webster, who absolutely hates feminist video game critic Anita Sarkeesian, has just finished watching all of her videos through for the 28th time. Webster also follows Sarkeesian on Twitter, using several different...
A 31-year-old Australian man has gone viral after playing 42 straight hours of Windows 95 Screensaver – but he didn’t do it alone. “Someone left half a brick of Guatemalan hash in my fridge,”...
