Millions of gamers are marking November in their calendars, eagerly looking forward to squatting over a hastily-dug latrine trench and shitting blood violently until they pass out and die. The newly-announced feature comes as...
Enthusiasts of the game System Shock are excited to move from concept to reality with the final, eventual, much delayed launch of the game, which has never been released before. System Shock narrowly avoided being released...
As new MOBA Paragon builds up towards its open beta, developers Epic Games have shared their hopes for a quick and clean failure. “Four months is about as long as we think we can drag this...
Players who are looking to bring their Mass Effect 3 universe into Andromeda when it launches next year will be excited to learn that they can “get fucked”, according to BioWare’s Aaron Flynn. Using...
A preview of one of this holiday’s biggest blockbuster releases has concluded on an optimistic note, with veteran reporter Sam Thompson choosing to overlook several possible flaws in favour of a vague, inconclusive positivity....
Leading minds in the virtual reality research field have been spotted weeping with joy at the results of this year’s E3 conferences, delighted at seeing their ground breaking new technology used to squeeze more...
Silicon Valley conference Disruptive Synergy has been forced into an embarrassing apology this week, after a black woman’s appearance on a carefully-selected panel dashed all hopes of meeting the important 100% white men diversity quota....
A raging flame war has been extinguished without incident this morning, following an incredible insight that cut right to the heart of the issue at hand. Although the discussion had been burning hot for...
Gamer Leon Wallace has celebrated a massive win today, after being the first gamer in the country to issue 10,000 total death threats. The record-setting 10,000th death threat was delivered to friendly local barista...
Industry insiders have confirmed rumours that a new, smaller Xbox One model is on the way, with a revamped design that is compatible with PlayStation 4 discs and controllers and may, in fact, just...
