In keeping with Bethesda’s new review policy of refusing to provide anybody except enthusiastic YouTubers with advance copies of games, reviewers are responding by polishing and re-releasing their original Skyrim reviews. The HD remasters of the...
2K Executives have reluctantly pulled the plug on further development of Evolve, at their wits end as to why their aggressive and constant mismanagement of the title didn’t help it succeed. “Our initial focus testing...
Massive nerd Roy Irving has today fallen head over heels in love with a woman who was, in some capacity, aware of the existence of the $30 billion Star Wars franchise. The woman, a local barista by...
Reports coming in today suggest that four-year old Jeremiah Horton is already working on the most efficient way to stuff a Nintendo Switch controller into his sticky gross mouth and then swallow it as...
Even though it is only 11AM, PR staff at game publishing houses across the nation are very strongly considering fucking off to the pub, resigned to the fact that the arrival of the Red...
Community moderators have been seen drinking heavily today following a post from one impressively passionate commenter, who managed to derail a highly-detailed discussion on flight simulators into an highly-detailed and highly-unsolicited “takedown” of the...
Hard working peasant Goodman Higgins was seen to be sighing wearily today as he learned that the entirety of his life would need to be rebooted once more. “Every time I think ‘I’ll be used...
Red Dead Redemption 2 has been officially announced at a last-minute press conference this morning, with CEO Sam Houser saying the game would be an “exciting opportunity to make good on the fact that...
I was looking forward to Dishonored 2… until I noticed something highly suspicious. What was hiding behind that gorgeous hand-painted art style? That’s right folks — all I had to do was load the images into...
Members of Australia’s gaming community, sick of high pings and constant dropouts, are today cautiously welcoming the support of notorious racist and xenophobe Pauline Hanson. Hanson, who was elected to the Australian parliament on...
