Blockbuster games journalism outlet IGN has used its magic powers to stabilise yet another buggy pre-release game, causing waves of excitement and relief among games journalists from other, less influential outlets, who were told...
Every copy of Ghost Recon: Wildlands purchased will now include a “sampler pack” of Bolivian cocaine, as part of a settlement reached between Ubisoft and the Bolivian Embassy last week. Bolivia had initially lodged...
EA’s former big boss Peter Moore has hit a snag in his new job as the CEO of Liverpool FC, with the executive board reluctant to embrace his vision for a football club where...
Local GamerGate supporter Bill Lynch remains paralysed with indecision this morning, after realising that his favourite angry shouting YouTubers and the hated “SJW gaming media” were all united in their enjoyment of Horizon: Zero...
As pressure mounts to reveal more information about the much-anticipated ‘Project Scorpio’, a stressed and desperate Xbox boss Phil Spencer has been spotted purchasing a PlayStation 4 from a local GameStop. Point & Clickbait...
The full specs of the Nintendo Switch have leaked ahead of launch, leaving enthusiastic gamers to pore over a technical rundown which includes bizarre components such as a “family pleasantry unit” and “imagination realisation...
Outraged free speech advocates are planning a boycott of Disney products today, after the children’s toy manufacturer decided that it might not be a good idea to have their brand associated with someone who...
For Honor, Ubisoft’s gritty and violent game of medieval duels, has been a wild success this weekend in the open beta as three million eager players logged in and then were immediately booted due...
Washington-based software company Valve Software have proudly announced that their office is now 100% free of quality control after a massive company-wide hunt finally exterminated the last of the disgusting pretense. Small traces of...
Fallout 4 has heroically overcome a glaring internal consistency error around exactly when the fictional drug ‘Jet’ was invented, powering on to become the best selling Bethesda Studios game of all time. The drug,...
