Distraught local widow Jenny Manning has wiped away tears today as she was presented with the belongings of her dead husband Pvt. Cameron Manning, who perished bravely on the beaches of Normandy before he...
Content warning: Abuse Video game writer Noel Copeland is on his third scene re-write of the morning, unable to decide just how much violent abuse his female characters should have to endure before they...
Star Citizen creator and space visionary Chris Roberts is no longer welcome in his local Wal-Mart after growing angry with the manager’s refusal to take a series of digital spaceship pre-orders in place of...
Gamers everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief after Activision confirmed that it currently has no plans to implement an obscure patent filed for a nightmarish beast of steel which stalks like death through...
The large number of body-sized holes being dug in the backyard of EA Games is “nothing to worry about”, according to a slightly nervous looking BioWare. Describing the rhythmic scraping sound of the shovel...
Notoriously difficult platformer Cuphead is set to make things even more difficult when it releases in a retail box, shipping on a special edition “difficult” disc which only fits in the console at a...
EA’s closure of Visceral Games may have left hundreds of people wondering how they are going to feed their families, but programmer Angela Doyle is taking comfort in the fact that when she moves...
Developer Naughty Dog has reacted with shock and outrage upon learning that one of their employees had a nervous breakdown from sexual abuse in the workplace, saying that they were “devastated” to learn anything...
The ranger Talion is struggling to control his growing army today, with observers reporting that orcs, goblins and trolls of all kinds have walked off the job and are refusing to return until their...
As LawBreakers player numbers continue to dwindle, outspoken industry figure Clifford Bleszinski has cast a sober eye across the situation and announced that he regrets demanding the public suck him off. “It seemed like...
