Visionary game development luminary Cliff “Cliffy B” Bleszinski is today ignoring frantic calls from his friends and loved ones to return home, as he remains locked in a heated argument with a drive-thru speaker...
The Schick Hydrobot’s planned three-act “comeback special” at this year’s Game Awards may be in jeopardy, with host Geoff Keighley somehow always “busy” when it comes time to discuss the performance. As the hours...
Worried-looking BioWare staff on the marketing team have admitted that they fear the rapidly-rotting corpse of Commander Shepard may not survive another N7 day celebration. With many fans now commenting that the commander “seems...
Bethesda Softworks has issued an emergency patch of the Fallout 76 beta today after a “spectacular bug” resulted in users being able to legally own the rights to the entire Fallout intellectual property. Beta...
Local game designer Glen Phelps is ready to pitch several new game ideas, all of which coincidentally involve the simultaneous pride and terror of parenthood, something he himself is unrelatedly experiencing now that he...
Local man Dan Bridges, who authorities describe as “only one World of Warcaft pet away from committing a felony,” told Point & Clickbait today that he simply could not support the idea of a...
Following a massive public outcry, games reviewer Tommy Barnes has been arraigned at a hastily-convened tribunal at the United Nations International Criminal Court at the Hague in the Netherlands. Barnes, who was sadistic and...
Although you’ve been posting for a while now and have spent quite a lot of time entering words into the text box when you probably should have been doing something else, the good news...
Recent media reports may have painted a picture of dire work conditions at Rockstar Games, but according to CEO Dan Houser, every staff member at the company is free to stay away from the...
With 745,000 hours of his own life under his belt, local man Josh Jacobs has finally settled on the verdict for his own life, and the result is a resounding “not recommended”. In what...
