Corvo Attano, feared assassin, royal protector and relentless defender of the crown, has once again brutally murdered yet another innocent man while fumbling for the correct button. “Shit! No! Shit shit shit,” the mysterious...
The 45th President of the United States is still waiting to be rescued this morning, following a mysterious and ongoing inability to find bad enough dudes. Bad enough dudes, who are usually falling all...
Following the disastrous reception of their “#justWWIthings” hashtag, the Battlefield social media team are holding a last-minute review of their social media strategy to reconsider whether the next phase — a campaign based around...
Reports coming in today suggest that four-year old Jeremiah Horton is already working on the most efficient way to stuff a Nintendo Switch controller into his sticky gross mouth and then swallow it as...
Red Dead Redemption 2 has been officially announced at a last-minute press conference this morning, with CEO Sam Houser saying the game would be an “exciting opportunity to make good on the fact that...
Ever since No Man’s Sky launched, people have been wondering — what the fuck is this? This isn’t what I was promised!! Sean Murray promised me very specific things before the game launched, ensnaring me in his...
All across the globe, millions of eager Destiny players are putting on their best gear and grabbing their best guns, ready to leap right in and do whatever it is the objective on their...
PlayStation 4 owners around the country are welcoming the upcoming release of the more powerful PlayStation 4 Pro, thrilled by the knowledge that from this point on they’ll always be playing the shittiest possible...
These days, many women are often sitting at home playing games on consoles like the PlayStation 4, and there will be several barriers preventing you from communicating with them, such as locked doors, fences,...
Broadsheet journalist Peter Vargas has spent the day wrestling with a variety of stock images of a man holding a controller, unable to decide which one would best accompany his fearmongering article on the...
