A self-identified male feminist has today reaffirmed his support for the liberation of women’s sexuality, with a particular emphasis on it happening anywhere near him. “Women’s sexuality has become such a taboo subject,” explained...
Black Americans have taken a break from being gunned down in cold blood by police to express their relief that Deus Ex: Mankind Divided believes Aug Lives Matter. “This is exactly what our struggle...
Local man Donnie Lambert has continued his campaign of indifference towards Pokemon Go, despite mounting pressure from friends and family to declare how he feels about the global smartphone phenomenon. “I guess it’s, like, a thing,” muttered Lambert...
Millions of gamers are marking November in their calendars, eagerly looking forward to squatting over a hastily-dug latrine trench and shitting blood violently until they pass out and die. The newly-announced feature comes as...
Wow! Another E3 is almost over, which means it’s time to burn the bodies and send notes to the families. Who won? Who lost? Who will go to the Hague? We can’t answer these questions,...
Blizzard have rushed out a patch for the Warcraft movie which will address some of the outstanding launch issues facing the big-screen adaptation. Here’s a full breakdown of what to expect: Prologue The cooldown...
Wow! Can you believe this extremely authentic rejected script for Uncharted 4 that we just found in a bin? Take a look! *** DRAKE is sitting in his LOUNGE ROOM watching the reality show SHIT...
Major games journalism outlets are scrambling to re-issue their review scores in line with the new guidelines put out by the International Gamer Council today. The Council traditionally revises review score guidelines once per...
A new report shows that more men than ever are proudly identifying as feminists, after the ideological movement was re-released in a guy-friendly ‘tactical matte black’ edition. The re-branded feminism, which comes in a...
The latte-sipping left-liberal elite have unveiled their latest weapon in the culture wars: making me accidentally lock my keys in my car. The motives of these regressive dullards are as transparent as the window...
