E3 2016: All The Highlights In One Place
Wow! Another E3 is almost over, which means it’s time to burn the bodies and send notes to the families. Who won? Who lost? Who will go to the Hague? We can’t answer these questions,...
Author: Tim Colwill
Virtual Reality Developers Thrilled As Groundbreaking New Technology Used To Re-Sell Old Games
Leading minds in the virtual reality research field have been spotted weeping with joy at the results of this year’s E3 conferences, delighted at seeing their ground breaking new technology used to squeeze more...
Tech Conference Apologises After Diversity Panel Fails To Meet 100% White Men Quota
Silicon Valley conference Disruptive Synergy has been forced into an embarrassing apology this week, after a black woman’s appearance on a carefully-selected panel dashed all hopes of meeting the important 100% white men diversity quota....
Warcraft Movie Patched To 1.0.1, Here’s What’s New
Blizzard have rushed out a patch for the Warcraft movie which will address some of the outstanding launch issues facing the big-screen adaptation. Here’s a full breakdown of what to expect: Prologue The cooldown...
Heated Argument Ends After Man Helpfully Points Out That Both Sides Are Bad
A raging flame war has been extinguished without incident this morning, following an incredible insight that cut right to the heart of the issue at hand. Although the discussion had been burning hot for...
Uncharted 4’s Rejected Script Shows What Could Have Been
Wow! Can you believe this extremely authentic rejected script for Uncharted 4 that we just found in a bin? Take a look! *** DRAKE is sitting in his LOUNGE ROOM watching the reality show SHIT...
Local Barista Thrilled To Receive Gamer’s 10,000th Death Threat
Gamer Leon Wallace has celebrated a massive win today, after being the first gamer in the country to issue 10,000 total death threats. The record-setting 10,000th death threat was delivered to friendly local barista...
Rumour: New Xbox One To Take PS4 Discs, Use PS4 Controllers, Be PS4
Industry insiders have confirmed rumours that a new, smaller Xbox One model is on the way, with a revamped design that is compatible with PlayStation 4 discs and controllers and may, in fact, just...
Overwatch: Blizzard Apologises For Releasing Game With Placeholder ‘Soldier 76’ Character
An oversight in the Quality Assurance department has been blamed for an embarrassing slip-up which saw Blizzard’s new shooter Overwatch release to the public with a placeholder character still present. Players began to notice...
Accident At LootCrate HQ Sends Subscribers Box Full Of ‘Gamer Bin Juice’
The team at LootCrate are working hard today to salvage a possible PR disaster after a mix-up at their HQ saw crates delivered that were filled with rotting food scraps and kitchen trash instead...
