Players of the global smartphone phenomenon Pokemon Go have vented their frustrations today at Niantic Labs staff, who were seen frolicking through a local park in search of magic monsters to catch while the servers...
YouTube fans are shaking their heads in disbelief today, unable to come to terms with the fact that a rigorous system of doing absolutely nothing to prevent corrupt, unethical behaviour somehow failed to prevent...
Evil terrorist masterminds have been filing for government assistance in record numbers as the rising price of fuel makes it harder and harder for antagonists to meet the minimum explosive red barrel requirements. With...
The competitive Overwatch scene suffered a surprise upset today when a team composed entirely of Widowmaker snipers lost a match without capturing a single point. The match was over in four brutal minutes, with...
Wow! Did you all see the recent season finale of Game Of Thrones, the popular television show which ranks highly in search engine results? It’s like some of the characters are the ones from popular...
Millions of gamers are marking November in their calendars, eagerly looking forward to squatting over a hastily-dug latrine trench and shitting blood violently until they pass out and die. The newly-announced feature comes as...
Enthusiasts of the game System Shock are excited to move from concept to reality with the final, eventual, much delayed launch of the game, which has never been released before. System Shock narrowly avoided being released...
As new MOBA Paragon builds up towards its open beta, developers Epic Games have shared their hopes for a quick and clean failure. “Four months is about as long as we think we can drag this...
Women everywhere are rushing to familiarise themselves with the new internet guidelines, which aim to clarify when they and are not allowed to get upset. “Women seem to get upset over the slightest thing,”...
Players who are looking to bring their Mass Effect 3 universe into Andromeda when it launches next year will be excited to learn that they can “get fucked”, according to BioWare’s Aaron Flynn. Using...
