EXCLUSIVE: Meet The Robots Of Titanfall 2
Titanfall 2 is on the way, and this time around the robots all have their own unique personalities and AI cores that make them the best companions a pilot could ever hope for. Let’s take...
Author: Tim Colwill
Skyrim’s Poorest Fear For Future As Landlords Raise Rents On Newly HD Textured Housing
The poorest members of Skyrim’s community are worried that they may soon be forced out of house and home, with landlords using the upcoming Special Edition remastering as an excuse to raise rents. “I...
Deus Ex Developers Confused By Mafia 3: “I Didn’t Realise You Could Use Race To Make A Political Statement”
The release of Mafia 3 has been met with a mixed reception at Deus Ex developer Eidos Montreal’s headquarters, who find themselves puzzled by the way the game makes strong political statements about racism....
Xbox Boss Phil Spencer: Lying About Quality Of Games In Order To Make Money Is Bad, Unless We’re Doing It
The head of Xbox Phil Spencer has come out swinging against games journalists who are writing clickbait reviews to profit from ad revenue, explaining that misrepresenting the quality of Microsoft’s games in order to...
Battleborn Developers All Hoping Someone Else In The Office Will Mention “Free-To-Play” First
A strangled silence has descended over the normally boisterous offices of Gearbox Software, with the Battleborn development team all keeping silent in the hope that another person will be the first to crack and...
‘Skyrim in Concert’ Attendees Looking Forward To Humming Theme Music, Then Sitting In Polite Silence
Attendees of the upcoming ‘Skyrim in Concert’ musical performance in London are warming up their vocal chords to excitedly hum along to the game’s theme music, which is the only piece of music they...
No Man’s Sky Creator Sean Murray’s Five Most Outrageous Lies
Ever since No Man’s Sky launched, people have been wondering — what the fuck is this? This isn’t what I was promised!! Sean Murray promised me very specific things before the game launched, ensnaring me in his...
Ubisoft Releases Annual Cryptic Bullshit About Beyond Good & Evil 2
Right on schedule, Beyond Good & Evil series creator Michael Ancel has once again posted some more cryptic bullshit hinting at the possibility of a sequel to the beloved series. The contextless piece of...
Valve Outlines Future Plans To Continue Avoiding Outlining Future Plans
Valve Software have moved to reassure alarmed players that the upcoming changes to the way the Steam Store and review system function will not result in increased transparency or accountability. “Let’s be absolutely clear about...
Oculus Founder: Evidence Of Me Supporting Donald Trump Just “Very Convincing VR Simulation”
Oculus founder and VR entrepreneur Palmer Luckey has come out swinging against allegations that he secretly funded a group supporting racist megalomaniac Donald Trump, saying that his critics were “trapped in a VR simulation”...
