Critics are praising the efforts of jovial local man and your “friend” Lewis Snyder today, who was able to last a full fifteen (15) seconds before pointing out the joke you just made was,...
Think you’ve got what it takes to be a real Animal Crossing fan? Nintendo has revealed that your beautiful, lovely, and above all peaceful village which you worked so hard on and became a...
Blizzard Entertainment President J. Allen Brack has today called the buggy, messy, disappointing launch of Warcraft 3 Reforged a “total success”, thanking all staff for their assistance in moving the spotlight away from the...
Great news, folks! I’ve just finished reading a meme on Reddit about actor Henry Cavill, who – and I know how this sounds – once used a computer. He did! That’s right. And here’s...
Local gamer Jamie Murps has reluctantly called for a boycott of himself, saying in a statement that after discovering he can change his own pronouns at will, he has now become “too political”. In...
Infuriated local gamer Hently Perb has claimed that he will stage an ongoing boycott campaign of restaurant Le Chet Póshe after finding a mouse cursor in his bowl of soup this week. The cool...
Think that Netflix’s The Witcher was a canny adaptation of Sapkowski’s source material that presented an intriguing new take on a well-worn fantasy world, do you? Wrong, idiot! You’re so stupid! Only real Witcher...
The annual Pornhub video game search results have been released, leaving many observers stunned to learn that the title causing the most jerking off is none other than tried and true classic, Tetris. Beating...
Local woman Esther Jedson is today slowly lowering her finger from the block button, after realising that the clever man she had previously mistaken as a total fucking creep had, subversively, ended his comment...
Everybody has the right to an opinion, and doubly so if you happen to have a website. And while it’s good and healthy to be able to use that right in order to criticise...
