The Four Greatest Moments in E3 History
Yowza! E3 is nearly upon us again, and we’re absolutely tearing ourselves to shreds in a frenzy of anticipation. To really build up the hype – to redline ourselves, risking death by sheer enthusiasm...
Author: James O'Connor
Media Molecule’s Dreams Revealed To Have Been Created Entirely Within Minecraft
Media Molecule’s upcoming PS4 exclusive Dreams is all about creating whatever you want, be it a short film, a gameplay experience, or a piece of art. It looks marvellous, and it’s all the more...
Sonic the Hedgehog Movie Delayed To Add Scene Of Sonic Fucking A Car
After mass outcry from the fan community, Paramount Pictures has announced a three-month delay on the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog movie. The intention is to go back and insert the one thing Sonic fans...
Star Citizen Backer Confident That Dad Will Return with Cigarettes Any Day Now
When most people’s fathers leave for cigarettes, they return within the hour, or, at worst, within the week. Not so for Star Citizen backer Rascal Owens, who has been waiting a full twelve years...
WTF! PlayStation and Xbox Just Tweeted At Each Other And Now We Love Late Capitalism
An historic summit occurred today on Twitter as the official accounts for two major gaming rivals briefly acknowledged each other’s existence. On Friday morning, the official Twitter account for PlayStation tweeted a playful, coquettish...
Game Of Thrones Will Release Bonus ‘What If?’ Episode Where You Have A Healthy Relationship to Media
In the wake of complaints, petitions, and death threats, Game of Thrones showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss have announced an upcoming bonus episode that will envision a ‘what if’ scenario in which you...
Six Huge PA Announcements We’re Expecting At E3 2019
E3 is just around the corner – or possibly over a month away, who can say with any real clarity at this point – and we’re already salivating like hungry dogs, slamming our faces...
Detective Pikachu’s True Crime Podcast To Finally Solve Case Of Murdered Pokémon Trainer
Fresh from his box-office success, Detective Pikachu is turning his attention to the world of true crime podcasting. The pint-sized rodent investigator announced today, while adorably rolling around on the ground and licking at...
Sub-Zero Gets Spine Ripped Out During Rally for Fair Work Conditions At NetherRealm
Tragedy struck one of the protagonists of the Mortal Kombat series today during a rally addressing the working conditions that the developers at NetherRealm Studios have been made to endure. Series stalwart Sub-Zero, who...
Panic Spreads As Fortnite Goes Entire Hour Without Major Update
Mass hysteria has broken out in Twitch chats and Discord channels around the world today as Fortnite went a full hour without a major update. For 65 agonising minutes, no new weapons, features, modes,...
